Stanton’s Clog (cat’s log).

I beg you, please go ask him a question. He’s bugging me, and won’t stay off the keyboard. He really is the best muse I’ve ever had. If you don’t believe me, look at something I wrote pre-Stanton and compare it to my writing today. Way more typing errors today! Just kidding, Stanton! Ow! He has no sense of humor. Ow! I mean, he has a great sense of humor, but he doesn’t necessarily get my jokes.